Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.
men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day
OH MY GOD LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT
AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM
BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE
THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS”
I’M NOT EVEN JOKING
so i was in choir today and this dude wouldn’t get away from the piano but i needed to find my starting pitch so i told him to play me a d and he didn’t listen to me so i yelled “I NEED THE D, CARL” and then i realized what i said
i got carl to give me the d
It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that
Sometimes I forget what a massive dork Tom Hiddleston actually is.
THEN I REMEMBER
IT LOOKS LIKE HE’D BEEN WAITIN TWO HOURS TO MAKE THAT JOKE
just two hours? i feel like he was waiting throughout the entirety of filming to say it
He’s been waiting his whole life, that man